babie onesie
babies love fashion! this will help your child earn respect.
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bumper sticker
a tattoo for your car that makes it hotter.
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audio cassette, chapters 1 & 2
hear director's commentary about how I wrote this blurb.
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dad hat
this hat makes you
a little bit taller,
which helps.
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ben crispin 2
highly anticipated. this will be $300.
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camo pants
breathable.
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10lbs of ice
never leave the house without it.
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20lbs of ice
seriously, do not leave the house without it.
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boat keychain
at last, a website that's waterproof AND stylish.
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